The Angrez- Dilogue (Hyderabadi movie)

Saleem Pheku at Paan Dabba..Arre... Tu mechanic hai pyjaama hai.........arey woh laal waali mercedez nakko re baawa woh safed wali toh bhi bhijwa de..bahut kaama hain re...ek to bhijaa de ..bahut kaama hain re...Dabbawaala to Saleem : Kya mia 10 rupai kee numaish phone see bhat kare too kya sunee aateeSaleem : Arre...yeh baat tho tumko aur merku maloom hain.. wo ladki ko kya maloom... tum paan banao ustaad.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------JahangirJahangir's Mother : arre kahan jaa raha rey iflass....kitni baar bola ki bahar jaate samay nahin tokna bolke...thoda kaam sey jaroon...abhi tu kaam bhi kara jaissa hai, yeh ley thaili aur gosh leke aaa, 50 rupay hai usmein aur sun hara masala nakko bhul, pura hisab dena......Boy to Jahangir : arre ball phek rey jhangir,Jahangir : kya rey tum loggon ko kaam dhandha nahin ki yahan pey subha sey shyam cricket khelte rehte....Boy to Jahangir: tu karra na, wohi bahot hai.....chal ball la....Jahangir : kaun bola rey woh, dikhatoon ek ek ku....CHINDI CHORRON KA ADDA HOGAYA GALI...PINDEY KE MERI.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Saleem to Jahangir : arrey pheku kisko bolra rey?Saleem : namasthe malanna...kya smart dhikre. Arre minister ka khaas aadmi hain wo.jahangir: kya bade gaadi pe jaara ustaad?---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Saleem and Jahangir at Mutton ShopSaleem : kya tandurust maal haa baap, apnee koo iysech raina bap......chandka thukda hai........boti kabab hai boti kabab.......hamaaare quadeer bhai.....yeh kali kaun hai ustad ?Quadeer bhai : Wo meri behan hain...!Jahangir to Saleem : kya chuthiye aadmi hain yaaron tum...wahan pe do min aur thaire tho apna ich kuchh latakta tha...--------------------------------------------------Ismail bhai's gang in the HotelIsmail Bhai : Arey thumloga phikar kaiku karrey yaron!!!!!! Ismail bhai ke patte hai, pachees saal se charminar pe baitahu , meri kuch iszad hai yaron......dho chai tho boloJahangir : parsooo dabeerpure ki ladayio mein kyaa hua maaloom....chindi haalat hui !!!!kya hua bole tho....mein,salim,chinna,patel,zaleel,feroz ,akbal sab gaye te.... khaali latto se diye.. gap gip gap gip.mein kyaa kara bole tho rabbar ki chappal pahanleke deewar ke paas jaake woh diya woh diya....phir akbaal ko hilaaya kya re akbaal tu bhi do bhairiyaa rak unlogaa gardan par keenchre boletho akbaal kya bola maalum hai mere baaju circle jo tehraa hein mein kaisaa maarungaa un logo ko.Jahangir : aagaya dekh apna salim pheku!!!Ismail bhai : kya khusboo aari saleem kya daala ?Salim Pheku : poison daalliyaJhangir : Kya re poison daalliya.... kya pekra yaaronSalim Peku : poison mathlab scent ko bolthey yeh bahar miltha. Mere kamre mein saat sau khisam ke scent ke sheeshiya hai. Main roz nikalne se pehle idhar udhar, shirt mein , chaddi mein dalke nikalto.Jhangir : Abids ke foot path mein milthaSaleem : woh duplicate scent tumare bawa lagateJhangir : Bava pe nakko jao..!!Saleem :kal kriishna oberoy mein daawat thi.. daawat mein jaate, manageraan venageraan poora hallo hai bole.. main bola party kidar chalri boletho, 'BLANKET' hall mein chalri boli..(kounsi hall mein???!!!!!) BLANKET HALL yaaron..blanket hall mein aisa ghusthe hi, poore loga nachre mein bole apun nachenga tho poora pottiyan mereku lapat jaate, tho mein aisa bhaju se nikal raha hoon.. tho do loga taire the, jaate vaatelogan se kya bolra maalun, "arey ine english filmon ka hero dikhra ni",(ismail bhai: abba....)ab mein hallu jaake table pe bhaita, waiter aa ke bola "sir any thing thanda garam", ab sharab tho mein peeta nai, mein ek all mix fruit juice la bolke bola..aisa bhaite hi saamnese mallika dhekli..(ismail bhai: mallika??!! kaun?)arey 'MURDER' yaaron, bhaj leke aake boli "hi saleem where are you?, how do phir mereku lapatli ustaad, lapat ke idhar puppy udhar puppy, tum samaj rahena, idhar puppy udhar puppy mera pulna shuru hogaya..(jahangir: kya phulna shuru hogaya baap saleem..?)arey saas pulna shuru hogai yaaron..mallika-"saleem mujje long drive pe jaana hain"saleem -" ab main usse hyd main long drive pe khaha le jaoo asse banjara hill se panjagutta se sida niclace road se tak band par lete he kya bole maloom .mallika-"saleem mereku icecream hona" bolte he to main mohazzamjahi market kane roka arre mashur icecream hain na yaaron vahha panch pach cup ice cream.ismail bhai"panch pach cup"saleem-"arre ithe ithe cup the yaaro" kaliye baad mai bola ab to tum thande hogaye sida uskho lekar jaya kirshana oberio tak aab tum jao ghar kho main bhi jaroo .gud nite.tho who kya bole maloom "saleem aab tum jana vana nahi ise kaise hota tum mare saath room ko chalo kuch bathana hai"aab main kya kara who bolre bolke room kho chala gaya.aaab room kho chale janeke baad raath bar kya hua maloom nakho pucho.jahangir - neend main se aankh kab kuli yaaro terisaleem- subah.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The Fight in the HotelSaleem : yeh bahar wale chupke hi bikariyo ka photo nikalke bahar leke jake dikhake tamasha karte."arey kaha maarra re,kiska nikalra re,ismail bhai ko bikhari samajra re angrez,re angrez"Jahanginr : gaali diya ustaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadKya samjhe re tum loganhyderabadiyonko phod ke rakh daalthepacchis saal se main charminar mein baita hu, aaj tak mere ko koi hath nahi lagaaya ... ye angreza aake mere ko haath lagathe re ... maa ki kirkiri ..